"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." -Samuel Butler

 

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." -Billings

 

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -Ben Williams

 

"Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about little puppies." -Gene Hill

 

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does."
-Christopher Morley

 

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -Andrew A.

 

"Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well." -Bonnie Wilcox

"I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother." -Bonnie Schacter

 

"No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich."
-Louis Sabin

 

"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Caras

 

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." -Dave Barry

 

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." -Ann Landers

 

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue"
-Anonymous

 

"The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog." -George Graham

 

"Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress." -Louis Sabin

 

"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made." -Roger Caras

 

"A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk."
-O. A.

 

"A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him." -Anonymous

 

"There's just something about dogs that makes you feel good. You come home, they're thrilled to see you. They're good for the ego." -Janet Schnellman

 

"A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours." -Anonymous

 

 "There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it." -Anonymous

 

"I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer." -Barbara Woodhouse

 

"When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget they're not people." -Julia Glass

 

"Happiness is a warm puppy." -Charles Schulz

 

"A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it." -Helen Thomson

 

"Acquiring a dog, may be the only time a person gets to choose a relative." -Unknown

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." - Unknown

 

 

 

"Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings." -Oliver Herford

 

"To err is human, to purr is feline." -Robert Byrne

 

"Cats don't like change without their consent." -Roger A.

 

"Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds." -Jean Burden

 

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -Ellen Perry

 

"Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow."  -Monica Edwards

 

"The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron."  -George Will

"God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger." -Fernand Mery

To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction--and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by."  -Stephen Baker

 

"Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives?"  -Louis J.

Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow."  -George F.

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." -Jeff Valdez

"As we all know, cats now rule the world."  -John R.F.

 

"Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties."  -W.L. George

 

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want."
-Joseph Wood

 

If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave."  -Theophile Gautier

 

"Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish."
-James Gorman

 

"Cats sleep Anywhere, Any table, Any chair, Top of piano, Window-ledge, In the middle, On the edge."  -Eleanor Farjeon

 

"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort."  -James Herriot

 

"There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat."  -Wesley Bates

 

"Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them."  -Jim Davis

 

"Are cats lazy? Well, more power to them if they are. Which one of us has not entertained the dream of doing just as he likes, when and how he likes, and as much as he likes?" -Fernand Mery

 

"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer"  -Alfred North

 

"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods, they have never forgotten this."  -Unknown

 

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." -Anonymous

 

"Happiness is like a cat sleeping on your lap. You can't force it to come to you and you can't force it to stay with you."  -Pierre Foglia

 

"Dogs are eternally grateful that humans exist, Cats, however, are simply mildly appreciative!"
-Carl Brizzi